just in case you weren't invited, i wanted to share with you the best party invitation i've heard about/seen this year. i only have it in graphic format from a magazine, so i'm going to have to type it in and approximate the emphasis that was conveyed via various fonts on the printed version.
and no, unfortunately, i wasn't invited.

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The Fabulous 50

-- CONGRATULATIONS --

Sean "P. Diddy" Combs hereby declares that You have been selected as one of the 50 most Fabulous people in the United States of America in the year 2004. As a result of this selection you are invited to attend the most fabulous dinner party of all time.

On Saturday, August 28th, Mr. Combs would like to be your host at his estate in Miami. It is an honor being one of the most fabulous people in America, therefore this invitation is to be taken very seriously. If you know P. Diddy, then you understand that is eternally important to

-- PRESERVE THE SEXY --

Let's be clear, preserving the sexy entails several elements:

1. Your outfit for the evenings' festivities needs to be the sexiest thing you have ever worn.

2. You earned your Fav 50 status, now show it. Your social skills and conversation game need to be on point!

3. If we really need to explain that it is only you and 1 (one) guest (otherwise known as a dinner date) that are invited then perhaps we made a mistake & in fact you are not one of the most Fabulous 50 people in America. Mr. Combs doesn't like being wrong. Don't play yourself and bring even one extra person.

4. Cocktails commence at 8 pm. Being "stylishly late" is an urban myth for people who have no time management skills. Managing your time correctly is fabulous. Be on time.

Mr. Combs looks forward to seeing you at his dinner party.