excerpt from a corporate memo received today:

Please be considerate of others when using the refrigerator and freezer. There is nothing wrong with leftovers, that is if you actually intend on eating them the next day, but most times they are just left behind to transform into alternate life forms that frankly don’t smell very good. Yesterday someone placed a latte in the fridge and of course it spilled leaving a sticky mess behind, I mean who puts their latte in the refrigerator?

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seriously, who *does* put a latte in the fridge? sheesh.